The Chanukah elf is here. He came all the way from Mother Menorah. Its like the North Pole but much brighter because of the 8 lights.
Ok ok I kid. I probably would've done that if I thought about it earlier though.
Gingy our redheaded Elf. The kids named him after a cookie. Oh the irony.
We are doing a somewhat traditional elf sitter. He has a letter from Santa and will be his spy. The kids don't believe in Santa, and they have known the truth since the beginning. But this year we will pretend. The same way we pretend that we are having tea with the Queen.
Even though we are atheists, we still enjoy the Winter Holidays and decorate for Chanukah and Christmas. We love the rainbow lights, blow-up whack-a-penguin, and the festive music.
We emphasize gratitude and generosity. We give what we can to others and are thankful for everything we have. We are atheists with morals and values and we do our best to do good.
Planking Elf
I found this blog post sitting in my drafts folder. Obviously it should have been posted 3 months ago. Better late then never.